Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
HUH!? ^
i laughed too much at this than normal people
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Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
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Today is singles week. If you’re single reblog this and who ever inboxes you a ‘♥’ want to change that
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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Hello residents of Tumblr, I am Adam Antonio Anderson. I reside in the state of Georgia. I am a lover of the culinary arts and performing arts. I play trumpet, tuba, piano, and any percussion instrument. If you wish to know more about me or just want to talk, send me an ask. I don't bite...unless you're into that.
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